The Question of Anonyblogging

June 9, 2009

Over at The Corner, there is a discussion between several of the NRO-niks (including Jonah Goldberg, Jonathan Adler, and Ed Whelan) about the propriety of “anonyblogging,” i.e., blogging under the cover of a pseudonym. The word “coward” is being bandied about, perhaps a little too cavalierly.

The issue came to light because Ed Whelan “outed” the liberal blogger “Publius” over at Obsidian Wings (the conclusion of the affair is here). In short, Publius criticized Whelan, who responded by revealing Publius’s identity. Whelan then apologized and Publius graciously accepted the apology. Still, words like “idiot” and “coward” were used and, frankly, I expect much better of Ed Whelan. His response was petulant, but his apology seems sincere and thoughtful.

The argument over the propriety of anonymous blogging does give me pause. I am one of the faceless bloggers out there, but don’t consider myself a coward. Am I wrong?

As Publius pointed out (and Rightwing Nuthouse agreed), there are real reasons why people choose to blog anonymously. For myself, writing this blog is little more than a release. Whether I’m writing down my thoughts about the Obama Administration, the new book about John Lennon, or the new album by the Dead Weather (coming soon to a CD store near you!), I’m doing it because I’m an opinionated cuss and I like to write. Nobody is paying me to do this (though gratuities are happily accepted). This is not my life, just a part of it.

It’s a part that could hold real world ramifications, however. I’m not worried about stalkers, or threats to my safety. What does concern me is that I work in a very liberal field, in a bad economy. The fear of having my pro-life, low-tax loving, small-government promoting, anti-global warming identity just a Google search away for current and/or future employers seems to me less a matter of cowardice than just plain ol’ intelligence.

It’s easy for Ed Whelan to refer to anonymous blogging as “self-serving” or Jonah Goldberg to call it “cowardly.” These men are paid to have opinions. They are professionals who receive money to tell the world that they are pro-life, low-tax loving, etc., etc. I am not. In their world, their opinions can get them noticed, get them raises, get them syndicated, get them on TV. In my world, my opinions can prevent employment or even get me fired. How would Jonah feel about anonymous blogging if he knew that his Corner posts might cause him to lose his job? Maybe he would choose not to write his opinions down, or stick to non-controversial topics, and that’s an honorable choice.

Unlike Publius at Obsidian Wings, I have no family considerations in this. My opinions are well-known to everyone in my family, and shared by most. Those who don’t share my opinions…well, they don’t, and we talk about other things. But professional considerations are all too real. People have lost jobs and livelihoods because they wrote something politically incorrect on a blog and attached their names to it. I don’t want to be one of them. Are these considerations self-serving, as Whelan claims? Damn right they are. I’ve got a mortgage, a wife, and two cats to look after.

Jonah Goldberg does take the professional risks into account. His post is, as always, thoughtful, though he limits the possibility of suffering professionally to non-tenured academics. He is dead on when he states that anonymous blogging requires more politeness and decency even though the blogger is liberated to use less discretion, and that anonymous bloggers need to be even more careful to be honest and fair-minded.

For myself, I am new to this. My intention is to be honest and fair-minded. That doesn’t mean I can’t have fun. My Obama Grovelpalooza ’09 Tour T-shirt may brush up against the boundaries of bad taste, but it’s also clearly a joke (and based loosely on real posters that conservatives in Israel were posting in Jerusalem). Similarly, I did call Nancy Pelosi a liar. It’s because she clearly is a liar. I also referred to her as “smelly.” That, too, was a joke. I’m sure she smells like lilacs or roses or some other wonderful-smelling flower.

I hope that I approach everything here with intellectual honesty and a sense of fun. I am fully outraged at much of the stuff our government is doing, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a few laughs, does it?

I would also hope that if I do write something that is blatantly dishonest that I would be held to account by the blogosphere, with the understanding that there is a huge difference between being wrong and being dishonest. And if National Review wants to hire me I’ll be more than happy to shed my anonymity. I could use an editor.


Coming Soon…To A Madrassa Near You!

June 7, 2009

Apparently these tour T-shirts are for sale in Madrassa parking lots all over the Mideast.

Grovelpalooza '09 Tour T-shirt

Grovelpalooza '09 Tour T-shirt


Songs being performed on this tour include “We’re No Better Than You,” “Our Women Aren’t Equal Yet, Either” and “We Can’t Pick Who Gets Nukes (And Who Doesn’t).”

H/T: Frank! Crude Photoshopping by yours truly.


Panthers And Their Attitudes

June 5, 2009

Michelle Malkin writes a great column today on the disgraceful Justice Department decision to drop the case against members of the New Black Panther party who were intimidating voters and poll workers at a Philadelphia polling station last November. When is the press going to hold Eric Holder accountable for this blatant miscarriage of justice?


Obama’s Mideast Grovelpalooza

June 5, 2009

My intentions this morning were to write a lengthy piece about how disgraceful President Obama’s speech in Cairo was. Hopelessly naive, relentlessly pandering, pusillanimous, and weak were all words that were hovering just above the tip of my tongue.

Then I turned to America’s Newspaper of Record (thanks John Derbyshire) and saw that Amir Teheri had written almost everything I wanted to write.

So, here you go.

I’m keeping “Grovelpalooza” as my own, though.


Pants-On-Fire Pelosi Less Popular Than Vlad The Impaler

June 5, 2009

According to a new Gallup poll, the approval ratings for Nancy Pants-On-Fire Pelosi are actually lower than the approval ratings for former VP Dick Cheney.

I’m not particularly surprised by this. In fact, I don’t understand Cheney’s low ratings except to note that they are the byproduct of being portrayed as evil incarnate for the last nine years by everyone from Tom Brokaw to David Letterman.

But now Cheney is unleashed and, far from being the fire-breathing dragon of popular lore, he is coming across as the reasonable and responsible public servant he is now and always has been. Most importantly, he is being increasingly seen as an adult in a foreign policy world inhabited by obsequious and ignorant children.

Polls are what they are, of course, and they change like the wind. I try not to put too much faith in them, but these findings were just too delicious to resist. The great satisfaction in this, to me, is to know how this must be scrambling the brains of those on the Left. As far as they are concerned, this poll indicates that Snow White is less popular than Darth Vader, that Queen Victoria is somewhere below Adolf Hitler in approval ratings, and that Mother Teresa has a likability quotient below Caligula.

I wonder how they’ll react in a couple of years if St. Barry’s approval ratings drop below Bush’s?