Biden Strikes Again

May 18, 2009

National security, anyone?

Joe Biden can be a whole lot of fun, what with the gaffes and the lies and the size 12s he’s always pulling out of his own mouth, but this is just flat out idiotic.

Joe Biden has long been the stupidest man in the Senate, so it’s no surprise that he would now take his proper place as “Stupidest Man In The White House.” This latest bout of idiocy has serious ramifications, of course. What good is a top secret bunker that can now be added to D.C.’s list of tourist attractions? The millions of dollars that were spent constructing and maintaining a top secret bunker for the protection of the VP and his family and staff have been largely wasted for no reason other than the current VP has a black hole where his brain should be, coupled with a severe case of logorrhea…a combination of conditions that makes for great entertainment until he accidentally shouts out the nuclear launch codes while he is sharing his recipe for German pancakes on Live with Regis and Kelly. The man is an embarrassment.

UPDATE: A Biden spokesperson is now claiming that Biden did not spill any classified information. Apparently the subterranean room under the U.S. Naval Observatory that had a heavy metal door with an elaborate locking system that led into a hallway lined with electronic communication equipment was, in reality, an upstairs workspace that is now being used as a guestroom. No, really. Swear to God that’s what he said.


The Goreacle Weighs In

May 15, 2009

Earlier I had blogged that I didn’t have any real problem with Dick Cheney criticizing (politely but firmly) the Obama administration. Now Al “THEY LIED TO US!!! THEY BETRAYED THIS COUNTRY!!!!” Gore weighs in on the subject.

I can’t put the actual dates on it, but Gore may be right that he was mum on the Bush administration for two years. But lest we forget, during that two-year period Al was sitting in a cave, growing a beard, eating a freight car’s worth of potato chips, and scribbling pictures of Manbearpig on the walls. When he emerged he was not merely critical of Bush/Cheney, he was deliriously unhinged. Al Gore is currently one hanging chad away from clanging a bell and wearing a sandwich board that says “Repent! The End of the World Is Near!” He should be taken that seriously.


Flurries In Hell

May 15, 2009

I wouldn’t say that Hell has frozen over, exactly, but I do actually agree with this New York Times editorial about the single most corrupt politician in Washington D.C.

The Times is, of course, worried that the “culture of corruption” charge will be used against the Democrats in 2010. They should be worried. From William Jefferson to Charlie Rangel to Nancy Pelosi to John Murtha, the current crop of kleptocrats makes the Republican bozos who cruised bathrooms and propositioned teenagers look like choirboys.


Newt On Nan

May 15, 2009

I was kind of hoping that when The Clampdown came for me I’d end up sharing a re-education cell at the Barack Obama Tolerance Camp with Michelle Malkin or Laura Ingraham. Oh hell, I’m still hoping for that. A boy can still dream, can’t he? They haven’t put that under government control yet, have they?

If he keeps up with this line of unacceptable thought, it looks like I’ll have a different cellmate, though.


I Stimulate Dead People…

May 15, 2009

Call it The Sixth Cents.

Is this really a mistake? Or a payback to a long-standing Democrat voting constituency? Perhaps the list of recipients was compiled by ACORN? So many questions…

Your tax dollars at work.