Beerapalooza 2009

July 31, 2009

In honor of yesterday’s Beer Summit between Barack Obama, Joe Biden, esteemed Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, and a member of the fascistic, red-necked, blue-collared, jack-booted community, I bring you the latest from Iowahawk.

Speaking for myself, I have learned much from this teachable moment.

I have learned that I would never send my children to be taught anything at Harvard.

Help! Help! I’m Being Repressed!

July 23, 2009

I think that the police report and witness report speak for itself. Another pampered intellectual crying victimhood and whining about the violence inherent in the system.

According to the number one law enforcement official in the land the police “acted stupidly.” He then went on to pontificate about how blacks and Latinos are investigated “disproportionately.” Disproportionate to what? The percentage of population? Or the percentage of lawbreakers?

The only stupidity here was on the parts of Henry Louis Gates and Barack Hussein Obama.

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