Flurries In Hell

May 15, 2009

I wouldn’t say that Hell has frozen over, exactly, but I do actually agree with this New York Times editorial about the single most corrupt politician in Washington D.C.

The Times is, of course, worried that the “culture of corruption” charge will be used against the Democrats in 2010. They should be worried. From William Jefferson to Charlie Rangel to Nancy Pelosi to John Murtha, the current crop of kleptocrats makes the Republican bozos who cruised bathrooms and propositioned teenagers look like choirboys.


Newt On Nan

May 15, 2009

I was kind of hoping that when The Clampdown came for me I’d end up sharing a re-education cell at the Barack Obama Tolerance Camp with Michelle Malkin or Laura Ingraham. Oh hell, I’m still hoping for that. A boy can still dream, can’t he? They haven’t put that under government control yet, have they?

If he keeps up with this line of unacceptable thought, it looks like I’ll have a different cellmate, though.


I Stimulate Dead People…

May 15, 2009

Call it The Sixth Cents.

Is this really a mistake? Or a payback to a long-standing Democrat voting constituency? Perhaps the list of recipients was compiled by ACORN? So many questions…

Your tax dollars at work.


BREAKING NEWS: Pelosi’s Pants Still Burning!

May 14, 2009

Now San Fran Nan is accusing the CIA of lying in their official memos about what and when she was told about waterboarding.

This has been a lot of fun but, seriously, it’s time to just admit the truth, Nan.

The truth is that you’re still a filthy, rotten, stinking liar. And maybe even smelly, too!

The truth is that you were told the Administration had legal opinions validating the use of waterboarding, that waterboarding had been used, and that it might be used again. The truth is that in a post-9/11 mindset, it was politically expedient for you to be hawkish and act really butch when it came to the interrogation of terrorists. The truth is that you said nothing and did nothing to denounce or prevent the use of waterboarding (i.e., it was just fine with you). The truth is that California rep Jane Harmon spoke to you about writing a letter denouncing waterboarding and you refused to sign it. The truth is that the politics changed and suddenly it became politically expedient to loudly decry the interrogation techniques that the former VP claims saved thousands of lives. The truth is that you are a liar and that it is not a seven-year-old memo but rather you, the Speaker of the House, who is lying to Congress and the American people every time you open your mouth about this subject.

Nan, you may think that you are somehow fighting the good fight and acting as a real profile in courage, but the truth of the matter is that you’re just a liar of the worst kind. In the Democrat Culture of Corruption, you are the cherry on top of the crap sundae.


The Detainee Abuse Photos

May 14, 2009

Well, St. Barry has flipped on the issue of releasing photos of detainee abuses. He now says that he “will fight” the release.

This isn’t all that complex. The President can issue an executive order blocking the release of the photos, and he should do so immediately. Saying only that he “opposes” the release and will seek a court order in order to prevent the release from happening is nothing more than buying himself time to change his mind yet again if the Left base puts enough pressure on him. If he fails to get the court order and the photos are released, he can then say that it was against his wishes. It’s all hogwash. St. Barry can end this today with an executive order.

Whatever his reasons for changing his mind, he is now saying the right thing, that the release of these photos will endanger American lives. He’ll get my full-throated “atta boy” only if he actually does the right thing, though.