Obama Ripped By American College Of Surgeons

August 13, 2009

The American College of Surgeons has ripped President Obama a brand new orifice for the stupid and insulting statements he made in a town hall a few days ago.

If you recall, Obama stated that doctors should be counseling their diabetic patients to eat right, lose weight, get exercise, etc. That apparently doesn’t pay for Dr. Feelgood’s brand new Mercedes, however, so rather than counseling the patient to manage their diabetes the doctors are lopping off limbs because a foot amputation will pay the doctor $50,000. Hot Air has video.

This comes after Obama’s press conference where he warned us about doctors ripping out children’s tonsils because it was more lucrative than diagnosing allergies.

It can’t be stated strongly enough. These are not mistakes the President is making. These are lies. Great big lies. The President is insulting and demonizing the physicians as part of his pattern to demonize anyone who disagrees with him. Physicians who are opposed to Obamacare are cruel, heartless organ and limb thieves. Go to one of these doctors and you will be very lucky not to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice, a scar on your back, and a note written in lipstick on your chest. More and more, the Hope And Change administration and the Congressional majority are looking like a bunch of petulant thugs.


Rep. Frank Kratovil: Soldiers Are Suicidal Crazies

August 13, 2009

At Maryland Rep. Frank Kratovil’s town hall, he was asked a very simple question by a small boy. “My grandfather is a retired war veteran. What are you going to do to make sure he gets health care?”

Aside from the fact that it’s a pretty naive question (he’s only a kid, after all), Kratovil’s answer was stunning. Rather than explain that veterans have free health care provided through the Veteran’s Administration, he started telling the kid that a lot of soldiers are “kind of sick” (as he gestures to his head nearly approximating the old hand signal for “crazy”) and that they run the risk of suicide.

I’m sure the kid will sleep better tonight knowing that Grampa is a suicidal nut. Thanks Rep. Kratovil!

H/T: Red State.


Sheila, Take A Bow

August 12, 2009

Michelle Malkin brings us this delightful video of the insufferable, arrogant Sheila Jackson Lee interrupting her town hall where she was listening intently to her constituents to take a phone call.

Nothing says “I’m listening” more than answering your cell in the middle of a conversation. I’m wondering if this was one of those “Call me so I can leave if this blind date sucks” tricks.


Save The Earth

August 12, 2009

According to UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon, we have “four months to secure the future of our planet.” Wow. Four months. If he’s right, I am going to be really, really mad about the time I wasted reading this gasbaggery.

I will grant that he is not saying the world will end in four months. He is saying that we only have four months to get all the nations of the world to collaborate and agree on a comprehensive plan to save the earth. That should be do-able. I want to be constructive here, so this is my suggestion: Just as we once called upon him to save us from Hedorah (the Smog Monster to U.S. audiences), we must again summon Godzilla from the depths of the ocean to put a stop to another environmental catastrophe.

Let’s remember the power of the mighty Gojira:

I urge the UN and the Secretary-General to consider my proposal. Daylight’s wasting!


Obamacare: Welcome To Carousel

August 12, 2009

Okay, this was WAY too good not to steal from Temple Of Mut. I’m giving him (no, her!) full credit for making this analogy of Obamacare to Logan’s Run in a post called OBAMA: All the Compassion of a Logan’s Run Sandman with NONE of the Good Looks.

Remember, folks, this is YOUR future under ObamaCare: