The Obama Time Capsule

Oh. My. God.

Now let’s see, what would I put in a time capsule to acknowledge the Obama presidency so that future generations can learn?

  • Mainstream media-approved knee pads
  • A shredded copy of the Constitution
  • A teleprompter
  • A copy of Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism
  • A GM Hummer and a Chrysler Minivan
  • Keith Olbermann
  • A “One Big Ass Mistake, America” bumper sticker
  • Gitmo detainees we can’t bribe other countries to take off our hands
  • Chris Matthews’s rended trousers from when the tingle shot up his leg
  • Every issue of Newsweek that features Obama on the cover (i.e., every issue of Newsweek)
  • CD single of Living Colour’s “Cult Of Personality”
  • A collection of DVDs autographed by England’s Prime Minister, Gordon Brown
  • Ear plugs, eye shades, and a cork to represent the Obamadroids out there
  • Every man, woman, and child in this evil, horrifying video

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