Now let’s see, what would I put in a time capsule to acknowledge the Obama presidency so that future generations can learn?
- Mainstream media-approved knee pads
- A shredded copy of the Constitution
- A teleprompter
- A copy of Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism
- A GM Hummer and a Chrysler Minivan
- Keith Olbermann
- A “One Big Ass Mistake, America” bumper sticker
- Gitmo detainees we can’t bribe other countries to take off our hands
- Chris Matthews’s rended trousers from when the tingle shot up his leg
- Every issue of Newsweek that features Obama on the cover (i.e., every issue of Newsweek)
- CD single of Living Colour’s “Cult Of Personality”
- A collection of DVDs autographed by England’s Prime Minister, Gordon Brown
- Ear plugs, eye shades, and a cork to represent the Obamadroids out there
- Every man, woman, and child in this evil, horrifying video
