Newt On Nan

May 15, 2009

I was kind of hoping that when The Clampdown came for me I’d end up sharing a re-education cell at the Barack Obama Tolerance Camp with Michelle Malkin or Laura Ingraham. Oh hell, I’m still hoping for that. A boy can still dream, can’t he? They haven’t put that under government control yet, have they?

If he keeps up with this line of unacceptable thought, it looks like I’ll have a different cellmate, though.


BREAKING NEWS: Pelosi’s Pants Still Burning!

May 14, 2009

Now San Fran Nan is accusing the CIA of lying in their official memos about what and when she was told about waterboarding.

This has been a lot of fun but, seriously, it’s time to just admit the truth, Nan.

The truth is that you’re still a filthy, rotten, stinking liar. And maybe even smelly, too!

The truth is that you were told the Administration had legal opinions validating the use of waterboarding, that waterboarding had been used, and that it might be used again. The truth is that in a post-9/11 mindset, it was politically expedient for you to be hawkish and act really butch when it came to the interrogation of terrorists. The truth is that you said nothing and did nothing to denounce or prevent the use of waterboarding (i.e., it was just fine with you). The truth is that California rep Jane Harmon spoke to you about writing a letter denouncing waterboarding and you refused to sign it. The truth is that the politics changed and suddenly it became politically expedient to loudly decry the interrogation techniques that the former VP claims saved thousands of lives. The truth is that you are a liar and that it is not a seven-year-old memo but rather you, the Speaker of the House, who is lying to Congress and the American people every time you open your mouth about this subject.

Nan, you may think that you are somehow fighting the good fight and acting as a real profile in courage, but the truth of the matter is that you’re just a liar of the worst kind. In the Democrat Culture of Corruption, you are the cherry on top of the crap sundae.


BREAKING NEWS: Pelosi’s Pants Explode Into Flames!

May 8, 2009

Here’s what San Fran Nan had to say about whether or not she knew about waterboarding being used:

“In that or any other briefing . . . we were not, and I repeat, were not told that waterboarding or any of these other enhanced interrogation techniques were used,” Pelosi said at a news conference in April. “What they did tell us is that they had some legislative counsel . . . opinions that they could be used, but not that they would.”

Here’s the problem: She’s a dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking liar.

Her spokesman says that the newly released memo backs up Nan’s claim that she was only briefed once. And so it does. Just how many times did the government need to remind Nan? Is she that forgetful? Should the meeting have been followed with weekly calls from the President saying, “Hey Nan, remember that thing we talked about? Yeah, well, we’re still doing it.”

San Fran Nan still contends that when she was told about waterboarding she was told that it might be used, not that it had been used.

From the actual report of the meeting:

“Briefing on EITs including use of EITs on Abu Zubaydah, background on authorities, and a description of the particular EITs that had been (emphasis mine) employed.”

The worst kind of liar. She lied about national security to score political points.