Today’s Lesson In Progressive Politics: John Holdren

September 17, 2010

Remember John Holdren? He’s Obama’s “Science Czar,” who has advocated forced sterilization, forced abortions, eugenics and other tricks up the Progressive sleeve. I wrote about him here, but the definitive take down is all Zombie’s.

Now that the phrase “global warming” has been ridiculed to the point where people snicker whenever Al Gore’s face pops up on TV, and “climate change” is considered to be too namby-pamby, the Progressives need to find a new way to initiate their statist agenda. Voila! Courtesy of John Holdren, we now have “global climate disruption.”

It’s really a quite elegant solution. Since the globe isn’t actually warming and the research into global warming has been proven to be, let’s just say tainted, the Progressive solution is to rebrand the issue. Global warming didn’t work because the globe isn’t warming any more than it might naturally warm. Climate change doesn’t work because climates change naturally and there’s nothing scary about that.

But Global Climate Disruption? Wow. That sounds scary. Nobody likes disruptions. Disruptions are bad things. The beauty of it is that it’s a catch-all. Heatwave? Disruption. Blizzard? Disruption. Volcano? Disruption. Hurricane? Disruption. Plague of frogs? Disruption.

The lesson for today is that global warming was never a real fear. It has always been a means to an end. A succession of warmer than normal years allowed the Progressives to create a boogeyman in the closet with which to scare people into a conformity of thought and behavior. That thought and behavior would be dictated by the Progressives, naturally. Now that the closet door has been opened and the boogeyman has been revealed to be nothing more than a coat on a hanger, Holdren and his ilk are trying to tell us that the monster is now under the bed, and it’s hungrier than ever. The only way to placate the monster is to do exactly what the Progressives tell you to do. Do not ask questions. Do not look back. Just follow the leaders. The Socialist Utopia awaits.


The Roundup: Doug Powers is on it at Michelle Malkin’s site, and he makes this excellent point:

An administration that goes out of its way to make terrorism sound less dangerous than it really is (i.e. “man-caused disaster”) makes the push to sell “global warming” as more dangerous than it really is.


Earth Saved; Thank You, Scientists!

December 1, 2009

It was only four months ago that I wrote a piece imploring the United Nations to summon Godzilla to fight the Climate Change monster. This was in response to remarks made by United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon to the Global Environment Forum. In those remarks, Ban Ki-moon said that we had only four months to save the world.

We have the power to change course. But we must do it now.

As we move toward Copenhagen in December, we must “Seal a Deal” on climate change that secures our common future. I’m glad that the Chairman of the forum and many other speakers have used my campaign slogan “Seal the Deal” in Copenhagen. I won’t charge them loyalty. Please use this “Seal the Deal” as widely as possible, as much as you can. We must seal the deal in Copenhagen for the future of humanity.

We have just four months. Four months to secure the future of our planet.

Well, call off Godzilla. Just in the nick of time, a group of scientists at the University of East Anglia in the United Kingdom have solved the issue of climate change once and for all. By cleverly coming forward and admitting that the scientific data doesn’t actually reveal any global warming, that data has been manipulated or suppressed, that bogus numbers have been added to create the illusion of global warming, that peer-reviews have been circumvented, that dissenting views have been quashed, and that global warming is now and always has been a great big hoax perpetrated by statists hiding a Red agenda under a Green flag, these scientists have come in like Superman and saved the earth. Thank you scientists! We will never, ever doubt your consensus beliefs again!

Iowahawk brings you the National Geographic special on the Secret Life Of Climate Researchers. Hot Air has information about the somewhat less-than-scientific method of disposing of raw data done by East Anglia. At the Wall Street Journal, Bret Stephens takes a page from Watergate and applies it to Warmergate: Follow the money. Douglas Keenan ropes in more culprits at Pajamas Media.