Oh Well, Whatever…Never Mind

September 10, 2009

Over at Whatever, science fiction writer John Scalzi offers up an amazingly bad argument over whether Barack Obama is a Socialist. Now, for the record, I don’t believe that Obama is a Socialist, at least not in the capital-S sense of the word. I do believe that he is a deep Left progressive that has some socialist tendencies. In this way, he’s a mirror image of myself as a deep Right conservative with libertarian tendencies. But no, Obama is not the reincarnation of Eugene Debs.

Scalzi starts his piece by talking about Obama’s speech to school kids, and mocks all those who raised questions or shouted accusations. His contention is that those crazy Right wing nuts didn’t want Obama to speak to the kids because Obama is a Socialist:

Wow, that was sure some socialist speech Obama gave yesterday, huh? I went to pick up Athena from school, and all the kids marched out of building, singing “The Internationale” and clutching copies of the children’s illustrated edition of Das Kapital, distributed by smiling members of Young People’s Socialist League. Truly, it’s a new day in America, comrades!

So his piece begins with a bad faith argument. There may have been some people on the Birther circuit who opposed the speech on these grounds, but the overwhelming majority of thoughtful (and sometimes not-so-thoughtful) criticism was not of the speech itself, but the lesson plan, provided by the Department of Education, that wanted children to write letters demonstrating their support for Obama. The lesson plan is mentioned nowhere in the midst of Scalzi’s snark. My guess is that he had no problem with it, and that’s fine. But he characterizes the critics disingenuously.

….Obama gave a pleasant, platitudinous and largely bland speech exhorting the kids to, you know, stay in school and study hard and respect their teachers, and everyone who got all wound up that the President of the United States would have the gall to address the nation’s school children when he’s a socialist now looks like a complete jackass.

It’s just a strawman. Rather than look at the substance of the debate, Scalzi sticks to name calling based on bad faith assumptions of what conservatives said.

From this point, Scalzi ignores the speech and concentrates his efforts on 1) defending Obama against the charge that he is a Socialist and; 2) insulting those who disagree with him.

Now, I don’t actually disagree with him on the first point. There are differences between Obama and, say, Lenin. But I do think that Obama’s willingness to assume control over private industries (such as the car companies) displays a mindset that may not be dyed-in-the-wool Socialist, but clearly is open to the idea that a legitimate role for the government is controlling some of the means of production.

According to Scalzi, I am now “ignorant as chickens,” “mad as hatters,” a “tool,” a “moron,” “ignorant,” a “troll,” and “not serious.”

He ends thus:

So, Obama opponents, either find a better and more accurate way here to voice your opposition to the president and his policies than diving for the “socialist” button, or run the risk of being expunged for being a moron, and having me laugh at you while I do it. I’m tired of it, here and everywhere else, but especially here. Please, Obama opponents, be smarter. The nation, its president, its people and its discourse, deserve better.

While I find it hilarious that at the end of such an insulting, take-no-prisoners post Scalzi would then claim that our “discourse” deserves better than to call Obama a Socialist, I would point out that Scalzi offers only one (1) piece of evidence in his claim that Obama is not a Socialist.

You know who don’t think Obama is a socialist? Socialists, that’s who. “We know, of course, that Obama is not a socialist, and that he is not a radical,” wrote Dave McReynolds, in the pages of The Socialist, which, if you don’t know, is the magazine of the Socialist Party USA, and McReynolds a two-time presidential candidate for that party. Yes, I know, it’s wacky to rely in this matter on the assessment of someone who is both a socialist and a Socialist, rather than, say, someone belonging to a tribe of political thinkers whose understanding of socialism is so screwed up that many of them apparently can’t tell the difference between socialism and fascism.

Aside from the fact that Scalzi also cannot tell the difference between fascism and socialism (he dodges the question in the comments section of this even snarkier and more poorly-reasoned post that is completely dismantled here by Michael Moynihan at Reason), this is the equivalent of saying that Ronald Reagan was not a conservative because some lunkhead in the Klan or the John Birch Society claimed otherwise. So the proof is that a man who wants a complete takeover of private industry by the government has disavowed a man who only wants the government to take over some industries. Okay. Whatever.


Suffer The Little Children, Part 2; UPDATED

September 4, 2009

When I wrote my original post about President Obama’s planned speech to public school children across the country, I did so with my tongue planted pretty firmly in my cheek. I thought that the idea of the speech was fine, but the “activities” that were suggested by the Department of Education were “creepy.” I was pleased to see both Stephen Hayes and Charles Krauthammer use the same word in their discussion on Fox News the following night.

What I did not know when I wrote the piece was the firestorm this speech would set off. Parents are taking their kids out of school for the day, and Obama’s feet are being held to the fire with charges of indoctrination. Words like “Hitler Youth” are being tossed around way, way too casually.

Since my first piece was kind of jokey, even including a video of that really nauseating piece of child abuse called “Kids Of Obama,” let me take a somewhat more serious approach here.

I don’t have any problems whatsoever with Obama giving a speech to the nation’s children, provided the speech focuses on motivation and the importance of education. Study hard, work hard, you can do it. From what I’ve read, that’s exactly what the speech will be, and it’s a great message to send to kids. I don’t find this concept creepy at all, nor do I think it’s any type of indoctrination or attempt to get to the parents by targeting the kids. Hell, if the President wanted to give this speech every September I’d support it.

So what’s all the hubbub, bub? There are a couple of problems here:

  • Obama has made it clear that he will use children to achieve his aims. The government is using school kids in bilingual education classes as census takers…the better to count illegal aliens. Outside of the Administration, kids have been used by Leftist teachers for years. Kids have been told by teachers and administrators to write letters deploring school budget cuts, been taken on field trips to illegal alien work centers, gay marriages, and anti-war rallies. Anyone remember the “deficit cutting” school bake sales from the early Clinton years? The Left may think we’re not paying attention to their outrageous use of children as political weapons, but the vast majority of the country finds this sort of stuff repellent and, to go back to my original word choice, “creepy.”
  • The Department of Education issued a set of guidelines to help teachers when it came to Obama’s speech. The guidelines were full of suggestions that would have made your children into these same types of political pawns. Students would be enjoined to read books about Barack Obama. “Write letters to yourself asking how you can help the President.” “Why is it important that we listen to the President and other elected officials, like the mayor, senators, members of congress, or the governor? Why is what they say important?” “Does the speech make you want to do anything?” “Are we able to do what President Obama is asking of us?” One suggestion is that students “Create posters of their goals…with the labels personal, academic, community, country.” While I doubt the substance of the President’s speech will be all that controversial, the fact that this sort of ham-handed Left wing activism is being promoted by the Department of Education with regards to the speech is enough to set off warning bells in parents everywhere. Creepy, creepy, creepy.

The Administration seems to be scrambling right now. They were really taken by surprise when the blowback started. The “teacher guidelines” have been revised to be less activist, and the Administration’s mouthpieces are rushing out to reassure people that the content of the speech will not be political.

The Left wing nutroots are mocking concerned parents, but the Left has no one to blame for this tempest but themselves. They have been politicizing children for years, and using the educational system in this country to jam notions of political correctness down our throats. So when an extremely Leftist President wants to speak to “all public school kids” and is backed up by an official government document that advises teachers on how to get these kids into the cult of personality the President thrives on, it is absolutely understandable that outrage and charges of indoctrination will naturally follow.

What the President should do is discuss the nature of the speech, retract the guidelines completely (why are government bureaucrats giving teaching advice in the first place?), and provide a copy of the speech to each school to be disseminated to the parents before the day of the speech. Schools should give parents an opt-out option.

There has been an enormous amount of hyperbole about this on the Right. Some of it is understandable, some of it is unjustified. It could have been avoided completely if the Administration would leave the Leftist echo chamber it’s currently inside.

Hot Air has more here and here. Michelle Malkin has a syndicated column about why parents don’t trust the President with this, and the post-backlash whitewashing of the guidelines.


UPDATE: The speech has been released and is about to be given and it is, as I suspected, pretty innocuous. Hot Air has the speech along with a criticism of the fact that the speech is more about Obama than anything else, and a fair criticism of a more politcial speech Ronald Reagan gave to kids in 1986. Michelle Malkin reiterates that the speech was never the problem.


A Communist 9/11 Truther Advising Obama…What’s Next?

September 3, 2009

Okay, joke’s over. Somebody tell me this has all been an elaborate hoax.

Now Obama has a 9/11 truther in his circle of Czars? Turns out that Van Jones, self-admitted Communist radical, “Green Jobs” Czar, and bane of Glenn Beck’s existence, is a truther. You know the truthers, those nut jobs who think that George Bush organized and orchestrated 9/11. Well at least one of them has put his tin foil hat in the closet to go work for the Obama Administration, according to Gateway Pundit.

I’m not sure how much longer I can take this.

Hot Air has more and declares Obama “parody-proof.”


UPDATE: Michelle Malkin has lots more on Van Jones.


Suffer The Little Children?

September 1, 2009

On September 8th, President Obama is going to give a speech to schoolkids all across the country. I don’t have any details on the content of the speech, though my guess is that it will be a mix of common sense (study hard, work hard) and completely risible balderdash about being called to service. Maybe he’ll apologize for America’s tardiness in enforcing child labor laws.

There is a document out now from the Department of Education that is designed to help teachers indoctrinate guide their charges.

Among other things, the suggestions advise teachers to have their students read books about Barack Obama and to keep track of what the students think about the speech and how they can help America.

When class is over, students will then sing their Obama theme:


Sorry, but I find this whole thing kind of creepy.


Michelle Malkin has weighed in with more information. So does Hot Air.

And more from Michelle Malkin in her syndicated column.


You Can Win A Tour Of The New Bethlehem!

August 31, 2009

Michelle Malkin is up on a new book written by Michael Huttner and Jason Salzman called 50 Ways You Can Help Obama Change America. Well, to each his own and all that. I happen to like the old America and don’t really want to see it banged out of all recognition, but that’s just me.

What I particularly like are the testimonials from brilliant thinkers like Jessica Alba who, in pure high school English essay fashion, rephrases the title of the book in the first line of her blurb.

Michelle believes that this book is being promoted very heavily in an effort to dislodge conservative books (like hers) from the top of the New York Times bestseller list. She may be right. The book comes complete with a contest: the grand prize is a trip for two to Honolulu for a private tour of the hospital where Obama was born. Oh my God! I can not even imagine the excitement of walking the halls of a hospital where 48 years ago Barack Obama was born! A private tour, no less! “This is the room where Baby Barack first spit up on his blankey!” “This is the maternity ward where he reached out and healed a preemie with his touch!” I don’t know how anyone could not want to enter this contest. And after the tour, you get to help out in a community service project! There’s no word on whether the other helpers will be misdemeanor offenders who have been sentenced to community service for the day.

Now, this may be some sort of bizarre rebuke to the “Birthers” who insist that Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii, but to me it reads a lot like they’re offering a trip to the manger in Bethlehem.

All hail The One!